ACL American Eagle · December 6, 2026 Roll Call

A hilariously bad guide to cruise hookups, featuring unsolicited anatomy lessons, pineapple detectives and a roommate named Gary. Learn what not to do if you want your next cruise to involve mutual attraction instead of spectacular embarrassment.

What actually happens on embarkation day, why trying to board first is a waste of your vacation, what belongs in your carry-on, and how to start the week the way you meant to.

What started as two cruisers trying to meet people before boarding became a community helping shape its own platform. Jay shares the people, coffee, and questionable sleep habits behind CruiseHuddle—and why showing up personally still matters.

Royal Caribbean never banned door decorations, whatever you read. Here is what each cruise line actually allows, what gets taken down, and how to make your door do more than just find your room.