Caribbean Princess · October 9, 2027 Roll Call

A hilariously bad guide to cruise hookups, featuring unsolicited anatomy lessons, pineapple detectives and a roommate named Gary. Learn what not to do if you want your next cruise to involve mutual attraction instead of spectacular embarrassment.

What actually happens on embarkation day, why trying to board first is a waste of your vacation, what belongs in your carry-on, and how to start the week the way you meant to.

Royal Caribbean never banned door decorations, whatever you read. Here is what each cruise line actually allows, what gets taken down, and how to make your door do more than just find your room.

Is an adults-only cruise worth the extra money? We examine advertised fares for two seven-night Caribbean sailings, gratuities, included extras and cabin differences to help you build a realistic budget.