Carnival Glory · November 2, 2026 Roll Call

A hilariously bad guide to cruise hookups, featuring unsolicited anatomy lessons, pineapple detectives and a roommate named Gary. Learn what not to do if you want your next cruise to involve mutual attraction instead of spectacular embarrassment.

Find the best cruise lines for adults, from genuinely kid-free ships to lifestyle charters and adult-only retreats. Compare age restrictions, included perks, extra costs, and the fine print before booking.

Solo cruising doesn’t have to mean awkward mixers, lonely dinners, or talking only to the bartender. Here’s how to meet people, flirt without being creepy, handle rejection, and make real connections at sea.

Cruise ships were built to entertain strangers, not introduce them. Here is what actually works onboard, what does not, and why the best connections start before you board.