Carnival Glory · February 8, 2027 Roll Call

A hilariously bad guide to cruise hookups, featuring unsolicited anatomy lessons, pineapple detectives and a roommate named Gary. Learn what not to do if you want your next cruise to involve mutual attraction instead of spectacular embarrassment.

Is an adults-only cruise worth the extra money? We examine advertised fares for two seven-night Caribbean sailings, gratuities, included extras and cabin differences to help you build a realistic budget.

Find the best cruise lines for adults, from genuinely kid-free ships to lifestyle charters and adult-only retreats. Compare age restrictions, included perks, extra costs, and the fine print before booking.

What actually happens on embarkation day, why trying to board first is a waste of your vacation, what belongs in your carry-on, and how to start the week the way you meant to.