Carnival Mardi Gras · November 14, 2026 Roll Call

A hilariously bad guide to cruise hookups, featuring unsolicited anatomy lessons, pineapple detectives and a roommate named Gary. Learn what not to do if you want your next cruise to involve mutual attraction instead of spectacular embarrassment.

Cruise ships were built to entertain strangers, not introduce them. Here is what actually works onboard, what does not, and why the best connections start before you board.

The single supplement can add 125-200% to your fare. Here is why it exists, which cruise lines have real solo cabins, which have none at all, and how to sail alone without paying for an empty pillow.

Compare CruiseHuddle, Nautir, Shipmate, and other cruise social apps for meeting people before you sail. See how they differ on verification, messaging, and community—and how CruiseHuddle offers ways to earn access plus complimentary memberships for military members and first responders.