Celebrity Ascent · June 4, 2027 Roll Call

A hilariously bad guide to cruise hookups, featuring unsolicited anatomy lessons, pineapple detectives and a roommate named Gary. Learn what not to do if you want your next cruise to involve mutual attraction instead of spectacular embarrassment.

What actually happens on embarkation day, why trying to board first is a waste of your vacation, what belongs in your carry-on, and how to start the week the way you meant to.

Gratuities, service charges, Wi-Fi, drink packages and excursions can turn a $999 cruise into a $2,200 vacation. What each line actually charges, and how to see it coming.

Sex on a cruise starts with mutual chemistry—not seventeen awkward conversations at the singles mixer. Here’s how solo cruisers and open-minded couples can use CruiseHuddle to break the ice, explore cruise hookups, and meet before they board.