Disney Adventure · November 9, 2026 Roll Call

A hilariously bad guide to cruise hookups, featuring unsolicited anatomy lessons, pineapple detectives and a roommate named Gary. Learn what not to do if you want your next cruise to involve mutual attraction instead of spectacular embarrassment.

Find the best cruise lines for adults, from genuinely kid-free ships to lifestyle charters and adult-only retreats. Compare age restrictions, included perks, extra costs, and the fine print before booking.

Learn how cruise hookups actually happen, from meeting people before boarding to finding mutual chemistry onboard. An active cruising couple shares practical advice for singles and couples, covering first messages, pineapples, consent, and how to avoid making breakfast spectacularly awkward.

What actually happens on embarkation day, why trying to board first is a waste of your vacation, what belongs in your carry-on, and how to start the week the way you meant to.