Iona · June 12, 2027 Roll Call

A hilariously bad guide to cruise hookups, featuring unsolicited anatomy lessons, pineapple detectives and a roommate named Gary. Learn what not to do if you want your next cruise to involve mutual attraction instead of spectacular embarrassment.

Royal Caribbean never banned door decorations, whatever you read. Here is what each cruise line actually allows, what gets taken down, and how to make your door do more than just find your room.

Is an adults-only cruise worth the extra money? We examine advertised fares for two seven-night Caribbean sailings, gratuities, included extras and cabin differences to help you build a realistic budget.

Learn how cruise hookups actually happen, from meeting people before boarding to finding mutual chemistry onboard. An active cruising couple shares practical advice for singles and couples, covering first messages, pineapples, consent, and how to avoid making breakfast spectacularly awkward.