Norwegian Bliss · December 23, 2026 Roll Call

Gratuities, service charges, Wi-Fi, drink packages and excursions can turn a $999 cruise into a $2,200 vacation. What each line actually charges, and how to see it coming.

Is an adults-only cruise worth the extra money? We examine advertised fares for two seven-night Caribbean sailings, gratuities, included extras and cabin differences to help you build a realistic budget.

What actually happens on embarkation day, why trying to board first is a waste of your vacation, what belongs in your carry-on, and how to start the week the way you meant to.

A hilariously bad guide to cruise hookups, featuring unsolicited anatomy lessons, pineapple detectives and a roommate named Gary. Learn what not to do if you want your next cruise to involve mutual attraction instead of spectacular embarrassment.