Norwegian Pearl · May 13, 2027 Roll Call

A hilariously bad guide to cruise hookups, featuring unsolicited anatomy lessons, pineapple detectives and a roommate named Gary. Learn what not to do if you want your next cruise to involve mutual attraction instead of spectacular embarrassment.

Solo cruising doesn’t have to mean awkward mixers, lonely dinners, or talking only to the bartender. Here’s how to meet people, flirt without being creepy, handle rejection, and make real connections at sea.

What actually happens on embarkation day, why trying to board first is a waste of your vacation, what belongs in your carry-on, and how to start the week the way you meant to.

Is an adults-only cruise worth the extra money? We examine advertised fares for two seven-night Caribbean sailings, gratuities, included extras and cabin differences to help you build a realistic budget.