Queen Anne · November 13, 2026 Roll Call

A hilariously bad guide to cruise hookups, featuring unsolicited anatomy lessons, pineapple detectives and a roommate named Gary. Learn what not to do if you want your next cruise to involve mutual attraction instead of spectacular embarrassment.

The single supplement can add 125-200% to your fare. Here is why it exists, which cruise lines have real solo cabins, which have none at all, and how to sail alone without paying for an empty pillow.

Royal Caribbean never banned door decorations, whatever you read. Here is what each cruise line actually allows, what gets taken down, and how to make your door do more than just find your room.

Nothing kills vacation chemistry like a hookup app that won’t load. Discover why dating apps can fail on cruise Wi-Fi—and how CruiseHuddle’s EverConnect technology, native apps, full website, and QR codes help you meet people on your sailing.