Voyager Of The Seas · March 19, 2027 Roll Call

Cruise ships were built to entertain strangers, not introduce them. Here is what actually works onboard, what does not, and why the best connections start before you board.

What actually happens on embarkation day, why trying to board first is a waste of your vacation, what belongs in your carry-on, and how to start the week the way you meant to.

A hilariously bad guide to cruise hookups, featuring unsolicited anatomy lessons, pineapple detectives and a roommate named Gary. Learn what not to do if you want your next cruise to involve mutual attraction instead of spectacular embarrassment.

Gratuities, service charges, Wi-Fi, drink packages and excursions can turn a $999 cruise into a $2,200 vacation. What each line actually charges, and how to see it coming.