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How much effort do you put into your cruise listing ?

Matthew and I debate about this all the time but how much effort do you put into your Cruise Listing ? Do you create a detailed description ? Do you add decent pics not leading with a dick pic ? Honestly; low effort postings kinda piss me off but who am I to judge. What do yall think ??
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I’d be the first to admit that mine is probably lacking in content. But I’m going to put that down to being new and it’s my first one. I will make more of an effort on the next one
I totally get it but I also get a ton of messages like Jay, why does nobody respond to me and then I take the time to look at their profile which has a generated avatar and no description then look at their cruise listing and its a pic of a window and basically says they have a massive dick. First; thats great but most men I know with a massive dick want to show it off (please not the first pic) and normally do. Second; why would anyone write you back ? Your generated avatar is not really a turn on and your lack of any personality is kind of a turn off. 2 + 2 = 4
Lead with some connective tissue, not just what makes you horny. Not a ton of effort but enough to spark conversation that can go a number of different directions. A fun pic is a nice bonus.
@cove-spirit
Sep 19, 2026
we put real effort into ours. a couple shots that show us having fun, a paragraph about what were hoping to find vibe-wise. we do post some pics but keep faces out for work stuff, you know how it is. if someone cant write two sentences about themselves or what they want, it just feels like casting a wide net with no bait.
@captain-husky
Sep 20, 2026
put real pics up front. not bedroom mirror selfies. show you’re fun. on deck w/ a drink, at a show, whatever. proves you're not just collecting pics. we keep face out but a genuine smile goes a long way. effort shows you're serious. low effort = just shopping.
@storm-coy
Sep 20, 2026
we keep our faces blurred in pics cause of my job, but we still put in effort. a couple fun pics, what we’re looking for vibe-wise. if you cant at least describe the vibe, it feels like a spam blast honestly.

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